Lily was bragging to her publisher one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I bet I will know them.” Skeptical of Lily’s boast, her publisher called […]
Lily’s colleagues set her up on yet another blind date, and though she was upset with them she felt obliged to follow through on the date. She met the man […]
Lily, who was a rather voluptuous writer, tagged a few vacation days on to her trip to a convention being held in sunny California. Seeing as she was visiting warmer […]
As the cruise ship was leaving port, Lily was standing at the railing holding her hat tight to stop it blowing away in the wind. A handsome young gentleman approached her […]
Lily became a sort of local celebrity when she revealed during a local news station interview about her latest novel that she had recently married for the fourth time. The interviewer couldn’t resist quizzing her on […]
Lily decided to give herself a big treat for her birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill […]
And you should try working with them as well! LOL, that is me just about every day! Scales? Mirrors? What are these things of which you speak? Hahahahaha, […]
noun 1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth. 2. a self-contradictory and false proposition. 3. any person, thing, or situation […]
KING ARTHUR AND THE OLD UGLY WOMAN Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved […]
♥LILY’S RANDOM THOUGHTS ON AGING♥ Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I […]
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I […]
I needed a good laugh, and where better to look than my own backyard???
I do so love British humour! It’s irreverent and nothing is sacred! When I saw this youtube clip from Mrs. Brown’s Boys, I laughed so hard, I cried…. well, if I’m […]
Well, Friday is just about done for me, but for my American and European friends still slogging away, I thought I’d give you something to smile about. Hope you enjoy!
A dear friend of mine sent me a link to an Amazon review for hair removal cream. I just have to share it with you! It made me laugh so […]
THIS IS A MUST READ! – IT’S HILARIOUS, A RADIO STATION CONTEST GONE WRONG! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. The DJs Play […]