LAUGH WITH LILY

 

NEED A LAUGH

As the cruise ship was leaving port,

Lily was standing at the railing 

holding her hat tight to stop it blowing away in the wind.

A handsome young gentleman approached her and said,

“Pardon me, madam. It’s not my intention to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” replied Lily with a nod and a smile. “I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must also know that you’re not wearing any panties and are therefore flashing your privates!” said the gentleman in earnest.

Concerned, Lily glanced down, and sure enough her girly bits were exposed.

After a moment she looked back up at the man and replied,

“Sir, anything you see down there is over 50 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

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DISCLAIMER

Anyone fancy joining me on a cruise?

lady hat

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