HUMP DAY HUMOUR: PARADOXES

PARADOX 01noun

1. a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2. a self-contradictory and false proposition.
3. any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.
4. an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.
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So here’s a few paradoxes to ponder on!
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 Before they invented the drawing board what did they go back to?

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular why is it still number 2?

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Using the scientific theory that matter + antimatter = they cancel each other out…

If you ate pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?

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Do stepladders have real parents?

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Why is carrot more orange than an orange?

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If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?

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If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut, and choc chip cookies from chocolate chips, then what are Girl Scout cookies made of?

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Why does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?

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If you try to fail and you succeed in failing, have you really failed?

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How is it possible to have a civil war?

(LOL this one is an oxymoron too!)

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aristotle

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